Thursday, January 3, 2008

Bathroom Monologue: Dripping Redneck

In this world you have to do everything with a blunt instrument or a gun. A buddy of mine watched too much of that anime crap and swore by katanas. He stole five of them from a store, all Home Shopping Network deals. When we were attacked, he went right for the swords. The first one snapped as he was pulling it from the sheathe. The second broke when he hit one of the zombies with it. I miss him. That's why I always carry an axehandle, Tim has an aluminum baseball bat, and the flatbed has three gun racks. You don't care so much about style when you're being chased by undead cannibals.

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