Notice: Not Not Closing Down

I was moving on March 31st and April 1st, and so was too busy and tired to realize it was April Fool's Day. I deeply regret missing the opportunity to pretend this site was closing, that I had become a Televangelist, and/or perhaps that it would begin charging a membership fee (to finance my Evangelism? Hmm?). Out of my deep sorrow for this missed opportunity, I promise that the site will close and/or have a registration fee come April 1st of next year. If things work properly we will charge you for the closure of the site. Visa, Mastercard, Debit, Paypal, Rupees, Gil and items off my wishlist are acceptable forms of payment.