Africa woke up first. It attacked Asia with a vigor that left them nostalgic for Toho monster films. French existentialists postulated its motivation, before their existences were ended by several tons of Morocco.
The continent searched the seven seas, and when depressed Cape Town dragged, and dug seven more. It followed the shadow of the sun for several time zone hours until pausing, sighing a million-year sigh and cuddling up against the American east coastline.
“There you are,” it murmured, before returning to sleep.
This is disturbingly adorable.
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